Hello, welcome to my first blog! I hope you like it here, I have tried very hard with the presentation. I am even using the Comic Sans font! It really is the best font, you should all use it everywhere. But where are my manners, let me introduce myself...
My name is Mr Troll :3
I am here today to tell you a conclusion I have reached over my long, long life. A realisation that became painfully obvious to me through years of experience. I desperately did not want it to be true, but alas I could find no exceptions. So here it is, my discovery...
You all have no idea what you are doing :D
After all this time how can you still not deal with me? Through sheer merit of trial and error you must have found a solution to me by now surely? You have always made it so easy for me, stepping into every trap, biting down on every hook...
I must admit I was a little concerned when Wizards of the Coast tried to get involved, those guys definitely had me figured out! They even printed rules for interacting with me on a card for you all, not that any attention was paid to their efforts...
Rule 1: You cannot counter me
You cannot stop me from entering the battlefield. Do you know who I am? I have been trolling control decks since I arrived! Where there is the internet, there will be me, so you better get accustomed to having me around.
Rule 2: You cannot target me
Please, do try! This is exactly what I am waiting for, it is the sign that lets me know I have won, the signal that I have gotten to you. This *is* my victory condition.
Rule 3: You cannot destroy me
There is nothing you can say or do to me that will stop me standing back up. You can never beat me down, make me lose hope, or make me question my own being.
Rule 4: You cannot copy me
Sure, you can try, but if you take me down I will only take you down with me. Remember that only one of us is a legend, the other is just a mere clone.
So with all these rules protecting me, how can you possibly beat me? As if I am going to give away my big secret just like that! I can promise you one final truth though...
If you knew how to beat me, you would never play my game
THRUNNNNNJFADFKJHF Along with Solem, and Wurmcoil. Thrun is the best card In existence. Sac him then exile from the graveyard~ Only way to deal with this 4/4 terror that never dies. :p I liked the one thing you said when you were like "remember that only one of us is a legend, the other is a just a mere clone." Made me happy. [Report]
HA! you think that's a troll card? I say Kobalds are the best trolls. Why? Not cause they're good of course, but because there is NOTHING more humiliating then being defeated by a deck that uses the weakest creatures in the entire game. You can shake your opponent's hand with the confidence that they WILL cry themselves to sleep tonight. It's the magic equivalent to being killed by a bacteria, on a cockroach, on the cold, hard ground filled with feces filled with maggots and more cockroaches. There is no better way to show your opponent that it is an appropriate reaction to hate themselves for the rest of their lives. [Report]
About to go to bed so thought I would just clarify for anyone still confused, this blog was written from the perspective of an internet troll, not from that of Thrun. The two do however have a certain amount in common, as the blog shows. [Report]
Late to the party, but yes, I did (and you don't have to believe me) see this post being about internet trolling before I clicked the link. It's why I clicked the link, because I was curious to see how it went down. Especially since the blog before it was about 'how to deal with a troll' and IN that blog this very author was used in an example of 'how to feed a troll,' with the part of the troll being played by the author. Who also uses not just a troll as his profile picture, but THE Troll as his profile pic. Gotta tip my hat to a man who knows what he's about, states what he's about, and lives to his convictions, regardless if I share them. And honestly, after this blog, I will imagine Thrun every time I see that other weird chin guy normally associated with (and being almost universally recognized as) internet troll, for Thrun IS the perfect definition of the Internet Troll. It even say's so in his flavor text. "His only crime was silence, and he suffers it eternally." Or to hear him put it "I am here today to tell you a conclusion I have reached over my long, long life. A realisation that became painfully obvious to me through years of experience. I desperately did not want it to be true, but alas I could find no exceptions. So here it is, my discovery...
You all have no idea what you are doing :D"
All those years in silence, hoping his discovery was not true, he spent suffering with our 'idiocy.' And having let it run amok unchallenged for so long, he is now plagued with it everywhere he goes. Eternally. For no matter what he does, or where he goes, as long as he continues to exist, there WILL be idiots. And it hurts him to be with them.
So how does one deal with said troll? Either joyfully and enthusiastically be as idiotic as they can in order to amplify his suffering, pouring salt on the wound; or exile him. In every sense of the word. ^_^
Oh, and I liked the 'comic sans' line, since there is a legitimate movement dedicated to the sole purpose of wiping comic sans off the face of the internet. ^_^ A real movement, spending real money, on hating Comic Sans. hehe ^_^ [Report]
704.5k If two or more legendary permanents with the same name are on the battlefield, all are put into their owners’ graveyards. This is called the “legend rule.” If only one of those permanents is legendary, this rule doesn’t apply.
Regen only prevents the next time your creature would be destroyed. The legend rule is not a destroy effect, the legendary creatures just go straight to the graveyard. [Report]